SATURDAY NIGHT GRUDGE MATCH XX: CATWOMAN VS BLACK CAT (Pre BND)
Bet some of you wish it was SNGM XXX instead, eh? Well, save those filthy minds for your votes!
The last match ended with a victory for Snake Eyes! Fortunately for Solid Snake, the American Ninja realizes his mistake before delivering the killing blow, but Snake will have to reacquire his weapons and gadgets before taking on Metal Gear.
This week, we set Batman and Spidey’s Sticky-fingered Minxes against each other in a race for the perfect theft!
Now, Black Cat has gone through a significant amount of power changes through her 31 years as a thorn in Parker’s side, so we’ll have to select one for the purposes of this race. Frankly, I always preferred Wolfman’s original BC with no powers, other than an implied knack for bringing others bad luck, and this compliments Catwoman’s implied amazing luck and survivability perfectly.
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Wilson Fisk, otherwise known as the Kingpin, and Oswald Chesterfield Cobblepot III, the notorious Penguin, have joined forces in a “legitimate business opportunity” in the great city of Philadelphia: the opening of a new club (obviously a front for less scrupulous activities) called the Icepick. Now Ozzie and Wilson have a flair for the dramatic when it comes to bringing people in, so they bring in a national museum’s worth of art and jewelry for the opening, including the Onyx Lynx of Cleopatra.
This proves irresistible to Miss Selina Kyle and Miss Felicia Hardy, and soon both Feline Fatales have their ears on and are ready to roll!
The game is thus: Selina and Felicia must each get by a plethora of techno traps and armed guards, steal what they can, and get away through the sky scrapers before Batman and Spider-man inevitably show up to try and stop them. If the two happen to run in to each other, it’s quite possible that a melee will break out; who doesn’t love a good cat fight?
First to get back to their home city with the Felix Idol (and anything else they can carry) wins!
So which Bombay Bombshell will it be? The Gotham Goddess or the Nymph of New York?
