SATURDAY NIGHT GRUDGE MATCH XXI: JEANIE VS SAMANTHA
The last match ended with a victory for Catwoman! Selina adds a cool $3,000,000 to her personal stash, on top of the cat idol. Black Cat settles for all the left over jewelry and goes home $200,000 richer to lick her wounds.
This week, we give a rematch to one of the hottest debates from previous incarnations of the SNGM!
Fun fact: Did you know that the real world houses used to represent Captain/Major Nelson’s residence and that of Darrin and Samantha are on the same street?
Well neither did these Magic Minxes!
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Always trying to convince Sam to leave that dope, Darrin, Endora casts the most powerful spell she’s ever conjured, altering reality itself (ala Wanda Maximoff) and placing the Stephens’ house on the same street as a large two story house in which Endora senses a strong magical presence.
Thinking that the magic wielder must be a powerful Warlock, Endora is a little disappointed to find that the dashingly handsome owner is but a mere mortal. Nonetheless, if done properly, she could still break up Sam’s marriage and hook her up with a proper warlock later. She flips her hands and twitches her nose; suddenly, the consciousnesses of Darrin Stephens and Tony Nelson switch bodies.
Both unfortunate husbands find themselves in the arms of another woman; the hot neighbor’s wife that they try not to let their own magical spouses notice.
Hilarity ensues in typical 60s sitcom fashion until, after the boys run home to their unsuspecting wives and embrace them outside, the girls are suddenly being kissed by a stranger and watching some other floozy make out with their man.
Enraged, both wizardly women charge forward into a spell-slinging catfight on the front lawn.
So, who wins? The Quick-Blinking Bombshell or the Nose-Twitching Nymph?
